In the words of Carrie Bradshaw, the queen of shoemances: "Hello, lover."You don't understand: these shoes represent me. This is my 100th post, and it's dedicated to this amazing pair of genius that i tried on at Gauchos last sunday. not only are they $134.99, but they are rubber. and gold. and don't match anything in my wardrobe. but something about these shoes makes me feel i'd be a better woman if i owned them, not to mention how many miles they add to my legs. i'm not one to splurge on frivolous accessories, but honestly, i'd do something illegal to pay for a pair of Vivienne Westwood "Dragon Lady"s.