never be the middle man.
never forgive the same thing twice.
never park where they'll tow you. (they will tow you.)
never apologize for how you feel.
never tweet your insecurities.
never be the third wheel. or fifth. or seventh.
always have backup.
always wear clean underwear.
always go. never match.
never underestimate your competition.
never forget the power of passive aggression.
never deny intimidation.
always stalk with caution.
always wash your hands.
never reuse disposables.
never settle for the first option.
never fall for pretty words.
always look both ways
and check your blindspot.
never do phoneathon.
never doubt natural talent.
always accentuate the best.
always do lunges.
never assume a happy ending.
never give moose a muffin.
always calculate consequences.
always add gratuity.
always keep a leather jacket nearby.
never do it all. always try.
always cite your sources.
never settle for what you don't actually want.
never wear a purse and a bookbag.
always smell your milk.
always ask for what you want.
always cover your butt.
always go with black.
always shop in the need of costumes.
never be afraid of heels.
never care more than you're willing to hurt.
its ok to not wash your hair sometimes.
and wear sweats here and there.
you don't have to like everyone,
because not everyone is going to like you
and that's ok too.
things work out,
and sometimes they don't.
and you can't be anyone except yourself.