that i had to leave you in SC
that i didn't know i'm a crazy cat lady
that Nala is such a jerk
that by the time you're here you will have forgotten me.
Me: Mom. If I had studied heating and air conditioning, I'd never be unemployed.
Mom: The day you open a hat factory, children will be born without heads.
Mom: The day you open a hat factory, children will be born without heads.