- This BEAUTY that we brought home from Guitar Center. It's like reuniting with an old friend after like....10 years? The first order of business was obviously "The Holy City".
- Playing AND singing "Stone Cold" so loud Joe can hear me from any location in our house.
- Painting my nails with a shade as close to my skin color as possible so that it dies gracefully.
- Strawberry sugar-free Jell-o. There's no way it's good for me but it's sugar free so.
- Scalp treatments, because dry shampoo is the worst
- Paper face masks that smell like coconuts and look like zoo animals.
- FAMILY VACATION. 33 DAYS.
- 9 Rounds! My goal for the month of June was to go 5 days a week. Everything hurts and I'm dying.
- Researching car parts I know nothing about and selling them on eBay so they're no longer taking up space in my garage. (I'll have to let you know how that goes..)
- The possible cruise we might possibly be taking later this year. Possibly.
- Taking 10 minutes to curl my hair instead of 30 because the "undone" look is in.
- Baby carrots.
- Basically every pair of running shorts sold at Walmart. Maybe I buy a pair every time I get groceries? I don't know?
- Tactfully telling coworkers to take their body-shaming conversations somewhere else.
- The. Handmaid's. Tale. Don't get me started.
- The LiketoKnow.it app. I was such a hater for such a long time and now I can't stop taking screenshots of outfits I'll never buy.
- Searching for new brands of swimsuits. Trying on swimsuits. Looking at swimsuits. Tracking down swimsuits I see on Instagram. Buying swimsuits. Buying more swimsuits.
- And finally: Meryl Streep Memes.
