Stupid Boys at the Gym, my $3 Walgreens headphones are not the soundproof Beats you are imagining, and if everything you are saying about my body is true, i must be in the perfect place to change it. Impatient Restaurant Customers, my 2 arms, crocs, and penguin legs can only carry...
This + Samantha's wedding = best weekend of my summer. ...
is the part of the movie where I (marielalauracosentinohardlyemployedheartbrokenandtired) make an Incredible Comeback. ...
skinny love makes perfect sense. and you realize the last 3 weeks of your life were just a bad Bon Iver cover band concert. ...
